fact: the poseur in the bowler gets shot first

[slushfund]

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[blowfish]

what? no way

[INCOMING...giving his phone the middle finger in a mirror.]

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[slushfund]

[just collecting these for posterity.]

Yeah way???
Mine's fine, maybe they gypped you.
Try one more time.

[blowfish]

[...starting to catch on maybe.]

any ideas about what i should try next

[slushfund]

[he's totally catching on...]

A few.
These things shouldn't be that difficult to fix.

What happened to that big imagination of yours?

[blowfish]

it's not working so i guess i could do anything right

[slushfund]

Well said.
I wouldn't see a damn thing.
Too bad...

[blowfish]

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[eating ice cream out of the carton...fuck yeah.]

[slushfund]

[yeah, he was 10000000% fooled. it takes him a moment of blinking before

THE SCOWL.]

Ice cream is vile.
Your teeth will rot and your stomach lining will turn to mush.
Don't say I did not warn you.

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[blowfish]

Hey you're seeing them now!
cool

[blowfish]

you think i give a shit after living on canned food for that long?
i'll eat the whole thing

[slushfund]

What a dirty trick.

[that was hot.]

But you go a year without lactose and eat a litre of it...
You're going to have the worst shit cramps of your life in about three hours.
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[blowfish]

i'll take a video of it for you

[slushfund]

2 spoons, 1 doofus.

What are YOU doing up at this hour, anyway?
Besides eating a tub of ice cream while you watch rom-coms?

[blowfish]

[ahahaha that reference makes him snort in real time]

Couldn't sleep
I figured you would probably be awake since you're a total loser

[slushfund]

You just called yourself a loser, loser.

[hiruma knows jesse is lonely, it's typed as plain as day. if he could get there at this time, he would, but until those rules are clear:]

So tell me a tale, put me to sleep.

[blowfish]

[oh he did didn't he..... ]

i don't want u to go to sleep, that's boring

[yep, lonely...]

[blowfish]

I heard your floor of the tower is fucking haunted

[slushfund]

[hiruma laughs outright at the following text, but something sits warmly in his chest at the first.]

LOL SO YOU TELL ME A GHOST STORY.
You bastard, I should turn my phone off.

[slushfund]

But now I'm curious, I wonder what Eos Tower could be haunted with...
Let's see what you got.

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[blowfish]

[Hiruma will see that USER IS TYPING signal for ages.]

Before you took up the space a happy couple called your room their crib. like way before you got there. 100 years or something. they were happy an all that because their lives were perfect. one day they were enjoying a chill ride home in their hovercar, life is really ballin in Tanagura everything's fine.

BUT THEN

A mongrel runs into the road. **splat.** they ran that bitch over. it's not a big deal, right? it's just a mongrel SO they ditch the body in a garbage can and go home to eat their fancy dinners and customize their sci-fi rooms.

Theyre setting up some awesome space theme for the living room. There's a noise out by the window. a scratching noise.

dude looks over.....chick starts to scream

[blowfish]

It's..... a bloody handprint and a message that says I WILL HAUNT YOUR BITCH ASSES FOREVER

and anyone who lives here after for real

then the window SMASHED OPEN YO and the couple died

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[slushfund]

[slushfund]

[jesus christ...

the laughter only hits when his eyes skim and anyone who lives here after for real.

then it just doesn't stop, tears springing up, clutching a blanket for aid—]

[slushfund]

You're a regualr Stephen King!!!
I have goose bumps...

[blowfish]

[Heheh. HE COULDN'T FINISH THAT ICE CREAM IN REALITY; Jesse's back in bed, smirking at his dim-lit screen.]

Yeah I know I'm damn good
you gonna sleep with the lights on tonight