fact: the poseur in the bowler gets shot first

[slushfund]

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Comments

[blowfish]

[...]

I'm game

[slushfund]

Then when I get more bytes, you'll do one thing I say without complaint.

[: )]

[blowfish]

[.............]

fine
same goes for me

[slushfund]

Fine.
It's been a pleasure doing business with you.

Perhaps I can find a football here (unrelated).

[blowfish]

if you can find one in haven u can find one here

[probably...]

hey are they really made out of pig skins?

[slushfund]

Not anymore.
Now they're made out of rubber or cowhide.
In the Asian medieval times, however, they were made out of pig bladders.

[blowfish]

huh

[he's still not catching on mhm]

I wonder what it takes to make one on your own

[slushfund]

We have wi-fi now.
We don't need to wonder!
"DIY footballs"!!!!!!!

[blowfish]

let's make one

[teehee]

1/2

[slushfund]

[hiruma lets the hand holding his phone fall to the bed for a moment.

when he lifts it once more, he rereads the text and tries not to smile in the dim light.

damn it.]

Well said.

[slushfund]

According to this article, we will need several things:
- 4 leather panels
- 4 liners
- Lace hole reinforcements
- Polyester thread
- Bladder guard
- Rubber bladder
- Rawhide lace

[blowfish]

[o no. it sounds more complicated than he expected.]

Ummm k so they got to have supplies shops with that stuff
We can take a look around tomorrow

man i'm stoked text doesnt disappear anymore

[slushfund]

[complicated schmomplicated, they can do it; hiruma believes so. it might look like shit, but practice makes perfect.]

Anything you write to me will be archived forever.
Isn't that exciting?
↜( ψ`▿´ )ﾉ

[blowfish]

Are you trying to get me to stop texting you

[dat little face. hiruma and rosie are so good at them...]

[slushfund]

[...]

That's not what was said at all.
Nothing of the sort.
It simply means I can look back through them and enjoy them at a later date.

[casually moves on.]

Tell me if you want books from this library, I will steal them and bring them.

[blowfish]

[Awww... he's actually worried that Jesse might. The topic switch makes him grin.]

Aren't they digital?
You sure they aint traceable

[slushfund]

Not when I'm through with them, I have experience with this stuff.
They also have a downloadable program section, like documentaries and movies.

1/2

[blowfish]

[HACKER NERD]

Oh well in that case

[blowfish]

do you like documentaries

[slushfund]

Yeah, they're hilarious and informative.

Shark Week is coming up in two months, if it is really May here.
July 5th.
That's an important date.

[blowfish]

hah! yes!

I once saw this show about a whale that ate a smaller whale and then a shark came around and ate the bigger whale
So cool

[slushfund]

No wonder they've survived Earth's shit for 420 million years.
Those guys will anything.
License plates and junk.

[blowfish]

Yeah totally
But I heard that shark attacks are pretty rare
On like you know people

[slushfund]

Only an idiot who deserved it would get attacked by a shark.

[slushfund]

Or a sacrifice.