fact: the poseur in the bowler gets shot first

[slushfund]

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[hasitsthorns]

5 goldbytes for my flesh and blood hand back.

That's 1/4 of a trip home. It does matter.

[slushfund]

If I lost my hand, would you convince me to get another?
When you go home, do you want to be handless?
What is stopping you from getting a replacement?

Those are the three questions I want answered.

[hasitsthorns]

[ FFFUUUU- ]

I would.
I don't.
Losing my hand was my lesson learned for trying to do everything on my own. I don't want to just erase that.

[ This honesty thing is balls. ]

[slushfund]

You learned your lesson GETTING YOUR HAND CHOPPED OFF.
Money fucking grows back, get the goddamn hand!

[hasitsthorns]

Mmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrr








Fine. I can't afford my actual hand back yet but I'll get the 1 goldbyte one for now.

[ Compromise aw yeah. ]

[slushfund]

Do you need an adult to go with you?
I might be able to haggle prices.
↜( ψ`▿´ )ﾉ

[hasitsthorns]

Actually, that's
Not a bad idea
Let's strong-arm those suckers into better prices (｡◝‿◜｡)ᕗ

[slushfund]

We will go as soon as we are settled, then.
Have you seen Parthea?
Surely, that is where we will find the vendors...
A medical facility, or something.

[hasitsthorns]

Not yet
Dude I'm still not over my room I ain't had time to go exploring

[slushfund]

[GURL.]

That'll have to change; Parthea's stores are fucking STACKED.
They got it all.
I couldn't even get through three floors of damn shops.

[hasitsthorns]

[ you know she's a hermit, dude ]

That so?
I could stand to go clothes shopping again...
Now that we're in a place that has, y'know. Actual clothes.

[slushfund]

You could "stand to"?
We're all fucking filthy.
We have to dress our part.
As much as I'm game for pissing off the locals, getting froze out would be inadvisable.

[hasitsthorns]

[ Saying she doesn't care about pissing off the locals is probably inadvisable too, huh... ]

Dude, I was a broke ass bitch back home
I have no idea how to 'dress the part'

[slushfund]

You will when I'm through with you.

[hasitsthorns]

Why did that give me a bad feeling

[slushfund]

I don't know.
There are nothing but good intentions here.
( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

[hasitsthorns]

Hiruma
You and 'good intentions' are words that don't go together

[ Goes along with that black soul vein of teasing. ]

[slushfund]

What do "good" and "bad" really mean, anyway?

[THEY MEAN GOOD AND BAD.]

[hasitsthorns]

are you going to get philosophical on me
because ain't nobody got time for that

when are we going shopping?

[slushfund]

Philosophy is all theoretical, pointless bullshit no one can possibly prove.
That's why the idiots who study it are law student would-be's with piss poor marks.

Tomorrow at 10:00 sharp.
I will meet you in Eos' lobby.

[hasitsthorns]

hey man don't diss philosophy
I kind of like all that thoughtful bullshit

uuugh
10
so early

1/2

[slushfund]

That's how people have existential crises.
You don't fucking need any of those.

If you're too lazy to do 10:00, I will compromise.

[slushfund]

10:15.

[hasitsthorns]

10:30

not a minute sooner

[slushfund]

Fine.
10:30 sharp.
If you are one second late, you get the death penalty.