fact: the poseur in the bowler gets shot first

[slushfund]

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‶ time is money. make it fucking quick.

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[hasitsthorns]

hey man don't diss philosophy
I kind of like all that thoughtful bullshit

uuugh
10
so early

1/2

[slushfund]

That's how people have existential crises.
You don't fucking need any of those.

If you're too lazy to do 10:00, I will compromise.

[slushfund]

10:15.

[hasitsthorns]

10:30

not a minute sooner

[slushfund]

Fine.
10:30 sharp.
If you are one second late, you get the death penalty.

[hasitsthorns]

eh I've faced that before
it's not so bad

[ It's the absolute worst but who would Rose be if she didn't try to bring some levity to a situation. ]

10:30 it is then!
now I just hope I don't get lost in this huge ass fancy schmancy tower

[slushfund]

There's a teleporter.

[gently leaves out that it made him puke the first time he used it — because that's embarrassing.]

It can take you to wherever in the blink of an eye.

[hasitsthorns]

well yeah but
that doesn't mean once I get out of the teleporter I won't get lost

[slushfund]

I'm coming up to get you at 10:25.
That gives you a 5 minute buffer time.

[hasitsthorns]

how kind of you!!
I shan't waste it