Got you that textbook from one of the underclassmen, aren't I so generous? Although despite your brain also being 90% hair, you will get a 4.0 GPA with or without it.
[ Hiruma Youichi, showing him a kindness? That's a fucking joke. He's right, there's no threat to his grades in a way that might impact his ability to contribute to the team, so this reeks of the only thing this piece of trash is good for.
She's a looker. Natural blonde, must be mixed. Majoring in chemistry. This textbook is foundational for her, and she is actively searching to buy one used according to her post in the university's Teams chat. Interested?
(wait for it...)
You play the hero and give her a little discount, then do what you do best. All I want in return is her daddy's social insurance number.
(hiruma can't refute that when it's true. agon is a special boy.)
Since when was 110 lbs heavy fucking lifting?
This is for the benefit of the team. I am shopping for better amenities, and Takekura Construction doesn't come cheap anymore, fucking dread. Not now that they're the enemy.
You want me to pamper you and let you coast through this year, huh? If I do, will you start calling me "big bro," too?
(of course, he knows the nickname unsui gets from his younger twin, but this one is much more horrifying to use in conversation.)
[ Dipping into the Unsui well already? It works, like it always fucking does, and his awareness of it irks him. Fuckingβ ]
u want me to paint myself like ur fucking team mascot and lead the team chant u dumb prick? i show up for practice dont act like this isnt a transaction. u want me to do ur dirty work, cough up the goods
You want decent amenities for when you show up? Put your dick to work. Don't act so fucking spoiled!
If you could shake around a bit at games, though, I could get you a uniform for that, too.
(the mental image alone makes him bark an unhinged laugh.)
The girl's name is Ikeda Ema. Ikeda Daiki is her father. The CFO of the certification company Alis Commercii. I don't dip into my rainy day fund for the likes of you. But you get me that SIN and I'll get you your payout. The biggest yet.
[ Hiruma hasn't skimped when it's come to their cheer squad, however. Has Agon made his way through their ranks already? Sure, but any of them make for an easy fall back when he's unable to secure a new date on short notice. ]
but now were talking real business
u get me my cut once this is said and done and we have a deal, hell want me as a fucking son in law by the end of the week [ Which is a disgusting, overblown brag but one that is also almost always correct. ]
so where the hell is this book? if u think im going into your stinking hoarders nest to get it ur dead wrong
(it might hurt more to have it called a small or average dick. a pencil dick just sounds useful, hiruma decides after years of being accused of having one. agon's seen it in the locker room and showers, he should be able to come up with a better description by now.
he simultaneously hopes he never switches up. not one fucking iota.)
I can bring it to you, stop being so overdramatic.
So, you're in? That's good, that's good, I'm starting to feel all warm and fuzzy with nostalgia. I'll send you a pic of the target while I'm ahead.
Who do you think I am? Of course, I do. Haven't you learned anything?
Ah, I suppose your focus is not on your surroundings with those kinds of reflexes but solely on your next trip to WcD's. For a man who subsides on calling other men homos, you sure do love that extra meat!
[ Incredible that such a simple statement, devoid of punctuation, can carry such an intense weight of killing intent. Agon may be a monster of equally monstrous intelligence, but he is in no way immune to some very well-documented berserk buttons. ]
(agon isn't full of hot air when it comes to threats, but he does overuse them. it makes a guy like hiruma snort beyond his phone, unafraid. maybe he should be more careful; one of these days, the twin will snap.
ah, well. it'll happen when it happens.)
Now, now, stop fantasizing and get your act together! I need you to focus, you fucking whore!
I'm just getting in the Jeep now. Are you at home or out running around someplace? At a girl's? What?
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As expected of Kongou Agon. A scientific marvel!
wow where's the subject line on this entry
spare me the shit and tell me what ur scheming
[ Hiruma Youichi, showing him a kindness? That's a fucking joke. He's right, there's no threat to his grades in a way that might impact his ability to contribute to the team, so this reeks of the only thing this piece of trash is good for.
A trick play. ]
i'm too lazy... dies
the gall.)
Don't you know that these are worth approx. $200 to unsuspecting greenhorns?
Have you suddenly developed a phobia of worthwhile grifts?
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tell me you got something better than that u leech fuck
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She's a looker. Natural blonde, must be mixed. Majoring in chemistry. This textbook is foundational for her, and she is actively searching to buy one used according to her post in the university's Teams chat. Interested?
(wait for it...)
You play the hero and give her a little discount, then do what you do best. All I want in return is her daddy's social insurance number.
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she got a hot mom too? sister? u using some of that bank account to fatten my wallet? we both know which one of us is doing the heavy lifting here
[ Not that Agon doubts his ability to use a man's daughter to uncover his whole life. Agon doesn't doubt his ability to do literally anything. ]
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Since when was 110 lbs heavy fucking lifting?
This is for the benefit of the team. I am shopping for better amenities, and Takekura Construction doesn't come cheap anymore, fucking dread. Not now that they're the enemy.
You want me to pamper you and let you coast through this year, huh? If I do, will you start calling me "big bro," too?
(of course, he knows the nickname unsui gets from his younger twin, but this one is much more horrifying to use in conversation.)
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u want me to paint myself like ur fucking team mascot and lead the team chant u dumb prick? i show up for practice dont act like this isnt a transaction. u want me to do ur dirty work, cough up the goods
unless ur hurting for a buck, pierced trash
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If you could shake around a bit at games, though, I could get you a uniform for that, too.
(the mental image alone makes him bark an unhinged laugh.)
The girl's name is Ikeda Ema. Ikeda Daiki is her father. The CFO of the certification company Alis Commercii. I don't dip into my rainy day fund for the likes of you. But you get me that SIN and I'll get you your payout. The biggest yet.
Alis Commercii is a limitless Visa.
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[ Hiruma hasn't skimped when it's come to their cheer squad, however. Has Agon made his way through their ranks already? Sure, but any of them make for an easy fall back when he's unable to secure a new date on short notice. ]
but now were talking real business
u get me my cut once this is said and done and we have a deal, hell want me as a fucking son in law by the end of the week [ Which is a disgusting, overblown brag but one that is also almost always correct. ]
so where the hell is this book? if u think im going into your stinking hoarders nest to get it ur dead wrong
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(it might hurt more to have it called a small or average dick. a pencil dick just sounds useful, hiruma decides after years of being accused of having one. agon's seen it in the locker room and showers, he should be able to come up with a better description by now.
he simultaneously hopes he never switches up. not one fucking iota.)
I can bring it to you, stop being so overdramatic.
So, you're in? That's good, that's good, I'm starting to feel all warm and fuzzy with nostalgia. I'll send you a pic of the target while I'm ahead.
Your next class ends in 20 min, right?
(memorized his schedule day one.)
Did you attend or skip out today?
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u got a copy of my class route trash??
this icon is for you, agon
Who do you think I am? Of course, I do. Haven't you learned anything?
Ah, I suppose your focus is not on your surroundings with those kinds of reflexes but solely on your next trip to WcD's. For a man who subsides on calling other men homos, you sure do love that extra meat!
GAY 1/2
[ Incredible that such a simple statement, devoid of punctuation, can carry such an intense weight of killing intent. Agon may be a monster of equally monstrous intelligence, but he is in no way immune to some very well-documented berserk buttons. ]
2/2
i skipped, so what? am i getting a special delivery?
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ah, well. it'll happen when it happens.)
Now, now, stop fantasizing and get your act together! I need you to focus, you fucking whore!
I'm just getting in the Jeep now. Are you at home or out running around someplace? At a girl's? What?