SHOULD OUR HERO'S HANDS BE HOLDING THIS BLACKEST PURSE?

[slushfund]

NAME: HIRUMA YOUICHI
CANON: EYESHIELD 21
AGE/GENDER: 19
GENDER: MALE
HEIGHT: 5’9"
WEIGHT: 148LBS
SPECIES: HUMAN
INVENTORY:
∙ colt m4 carbine
∙ sugarless gum

ALL PHYSICAL CONTACT: YES
MAGIC/TELEPATHY: YES
IC/OOC BOUNDARIES: N/A
IC/OOC WARNINGS: SEE BELOW
BACKTAGGING: YES
THREADHOPPING: YES
BREAKING 4TH WALL: SURE

if you do not want hiruma bothering you (bothering may include, but is not limited to: swearing in front of you and small children; taking advantage of weaknesses; blackmailing you with your nudes; mocking your nudes; stalking you; kidnapping your loved ones; or menacingly waving a gun at you to compensate for his gooey centre) then drop me a line. i will not be offended, i will not put up a fuss about it, and i wholly respect your choice.

boom, there's a form:
<b>your handle</b> what it says on the tin <b>character's name</b> your character's name, yo <b>character's journal</b> <user name=journalnamehere> <b>opt-out?</b> y/n